Stevie Nicks Sick From Eating Gas Station Sushi!
Fleetwood Mac have been forced to postpone a few private events, because Stevie Nicks is ill following a poor decision to eat...
WV to Remove Don Knotts Barney Fife Statue Following Complaints
West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown,...
Brian Jones Illegitimate Children Hold Convention in Las Vegas
Brian Jones was an original member of The Rolling Stones and quite the ladies man. It is rumored that he...
Brian Jones Final Interview
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
Journey Hires No Armed Drummer to One Up Def Leppard
Journey who is on tour with Def Leppard this summer, has hired a drummer with no arms, in an apparent...
Man Claims Johnny Cash Shot Him in Reno in 1955: Sues Estate For Royalties
Jasper Villanueva claims that Johnny Cash shot him in 1955. He also alleges that he is the subject of Cash’s...
Olivia Rodrigo Joins Pantera On Stage To Perform “Cowboys From Hell”
Pop star Olivia Rodrigo joined Heavy Metal band Pantera onstage in Baltimore to perform the bands classic “Cowboys From Hell”....
Rob Halford & Phil Anselmo Star in New Breaking Bad Reboot
Heavy Metal superstars Rob Halford and Phil Anselmo have signed on to star in a reboot of the classic TV...
Balloon Over Western US Was Actually Joy Behar’s Underpants
Reports of a spy balloon spotted over the Western United States turned out to be Joy Behar’s underpants. The giant...
The Real Jolene Sues Dolly Parton For Royalties & Defamation
Jolene Beauregard of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee is claiming that she is the real Jolene made famous in the iconic Dolly...
5 Year Old Genius Knows All The Lyrics to “Chop Suey” by System Of A Down
A 5 year old genius stunned the world by singing all of the lyrics perfectly to the song “Chop Suey”...
Ayo Edibiri To Play All 4 Beatles & Yoko In New Biopics
Rising actress Ayo Edibiri has been signed to play all 4 Beatles in the upcoming biopics. Director Sam Mendes plans...
Bono & Roger Waters Come To Blows at Bellagio Hotel in Vegas
Roger Waters and Bono took their feud to a whole new level yesterday. The duo got into a knock down...
Tony Iommi Working As Court Bailiff To Make Ends Meet
Tony Iommi working as Court Bailiff. Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi has a new profession. The rocker has taken a...
Yoko Ono Finally Admits to Breaking Up The Beatles
Yoko admits to breaking up The Beatles. Yoko Ono, the widow of Beatle John Lennon, has finally admitted that she...
Ed Sheeran Buys Severed Arm of Def Leppard Drummer at Sick Auction!
Apparently singer Ed Sheeran has a dark side. A sick, twisted, dark side. The chubby little ginger headed singer purchased the...
Ed Sheeran To Play Marvin Gaye in New Biopic!
After years of delays and obstacles, a Marvin Gaye feature biopic will finally come to the big screen. Ed Sheeran...
Henry Rollins Working P/T as Walmart Greeter to Make Ends Meet
Henry Rollins as Walmart Greeter! Punk icon Henry Rollins was spotted working at a Walmart in Burbank, California. Rollins is...
Colorado Removes Ozzy From Rock Hall Of Fame Ballot
Colorado has declared that Ozzy Osbourne is ineligible for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame under the infamous sanity...
Usher To Perform With AC/DC at Super Bowl Halftime Show
Ladies and germs, football fans and rock enthusiasts, brace yourselves for the most electrifying Super Bowl Halftime Show of all...
49ers QB Brock Purdy Now Dating Lizzo
San FranCisco 49ers Quarterback Brock Purdy is dating pop star Lizzo. In what appears to be a strategic move that...
Green Day Facing Backlash bc Bass Player Looks Like Putin
Punk rock band Green Day is facing a backlash due to the fact that bass player Mike Dirnt has an...
In Response To Tucker/Putin, Don Lemon Interviews Guy From Green Day
Don Lemon Interviews the guy from Green Day. That’s right, No one gets the scoop on Don. In response to...
Jimmy Page & GF Scarlett Sabet Expecting Twins
Rock legend Jimmy Page took to social media today to announce that he and his young girlfriend Scarlett Sabet are...
Slayer Inducted Into Hip Hop Hall of Fame
The Heavy Metal band Slayer was inducted into the Hip Hop Hall of Fame yesterday. The move was part of...
Axl Rose To Star in “Throw Momma From The Train” Remake
In a shocking statement, Axl Rose confirmed that he will be starring in a remake of the 1987 comedy “Throw...
Guns n Roses Started Out as Boy Band!
Hidden away for decades, it was just uncovered that Guns n Roses started out as a Boy Band before becoming...
Patrick Mahomes Sr. Crashes El Camino Onto Grammys Red Carpet
Patrick Mahomes Crashes Grammys. Patrick Mahomes Sr., the dad of superstar Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a former Mets pitcher,...
David Bowie Wins 9 Grammy’s To Makeup For Being Too Ahead Of His Time In 1970’s
David Bowie Wins Grammys. In a shocking move, the Recording Academy announced that all major awards at this years Grammy’s...
Epic Interview with Axl Rose & Slash
A Balzac Interview with Axl Rose & Slash. Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down...
