5 Year Old Genius Knows All The Lyrics to “Chop Suey” by System Of A Down

A 5 year old genius stunned the world by singing all of the lyrics perfectly to the song “Chop Suey” by System Of A Down. All of a sudden Amin Yashed of Princeton, New Jersey developed the amazing talent after being kicked by a mule. Consequently His parents were shocked and disturbed by the new development.

Amin has a genius level IQ of 196 and is already a college freshman. The boy is also a musical prodigy. He is a classical pianist and cellist but has never listened to heavy metal or any type of popular music. The boy’s Father Alburn Yashed was quite dismayed by the new talent. “What is this Chop Suey” said Alburn. “All day long the boy is running around singing gibberish. We do not approve of Heavy Metal music here. I want him to stop.”

System Of A Down

Chop Suey is a song by Heavy Metal band System Of A Down. With its catchy rhythm and choppy staccato lyrics, the song is indecipherable for even the most hardcore metal fans, let alone 5 year old classical cellists. However Amin makes it look easy and fans are loving it.

The young metal head took the internet by storm after uploading a video of himself singing Chop Suey perfectly. Amin has since started his own channel and has uploaded videos of himself singing other Heavy Metal classics by Slayer, Cannibal Corpse and many others. The boy can also describe all of the genres and sub genres of metal in detail.

Internet users are raving about how well the young boy handled the piece. Slayer singer Tom Araya commented, “Some young people have such extraordinary musical skills that it gives you chills. Amin is definitely one of them.” Even System Of A Down lead singer Serj Tankian took notice. “Oh is that what I am singing. I wasn’t even sure. I am glad the kid cleared it up for me.”

As a result The boy’s mother, Shitin Yashed is so upset by Amin’s new talent that she has taken to her bed. She is under a doctors care and is heavily sedated. The family priest is planning an exorcist on the boy. However, If that does not work they are planning to bring the boy back to the farm to see if another mule kick straightens him back out.