Axl Rose To Star in “Throw Momma From The Train” Remake
In a shocking statement, Axl Rose confirmed that he will be starring in a remake of the 1987 comedy “Throw Momma From The Train”. Over the years there have been many memes and jokes comparing Axl to the actress Anne Ramsey. Ramsey starred as Momma in the original film and also as Mama Fratelli in The Goonies. Rose figured if he can’t beat them he might as well join them and make the most of it.
The original film starred Danny DeVito and Billy Crystal. The plot basically outlines two losers who trade murdering their antagonists. Danny Devito agrees to kill Crystal’s wife and Crystal in turn agrees to kill Devito’s domineering Mother. Hilarity ensues as the two bumbling sad sacks make a mess of things.
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The new movie’s plot stays true to the original. Except in “Throw Axl From The Train” it is now guitarists who want to get rid of their lead singers. Slash, Steven Tyler and Joe Perry also star. Slash and Joe Perry scheme to get rid of each other’s lead singer because they are driving them nuts.
Axl commented, “Yeah I have seen all of your stupid memes over the years. At first I got mad but then I guess I see the resemblance. Unfortunately I had to beat up a few fans back in the day for making jokes, but I have learned to embrace it now. I can take a joke with the best of them and I decided to capitalize on it.”
Rose continues, “This is going to be the funniest movie of all time. In the film Slash decides to take me out after I am late for a show and then fight a security guard and walk off after one song. Joe Perry is going through similar troubles when Steven is put away in rehab again one day after the new tour starts.”
Danny Devito is going to direct and he and Billy Crystal will make cameos in the movie. There will be a committee of the best comedy writers working on the screenplay. The writers include, Dave Chapelle, Ricky Gervais and Mike Judge. “Throw Momma From The Train” hits theaters later this year.
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