Stevie Wonder Wins Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest
In a shocking upset, Vegan Stevie Wonder won the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating contest. The heavy favorite to win,...
Bill Cosby Spotted In Philly. Vows Revenge For All The Jokes & Memes
The newly freed Bill Cosby was spotted roaming around Philadelphia, looking like a man on a mission. Cosby was sporting a...
Fornication Added as Olympic Sport for 2021 Games in Tokyo
Olympians, it's time to get frisky. The International Olympic Committee announced today that fornication, or banging, will make its debut...
Happy Birthday Mick Jones
Michael Geoffrey Jones was born June 26, 1955 somewhere in England. His father, Geoffrey was an artist and his mother,...
Senate Passes Bill to Make Amazon Prime Day a Federal Holiday
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Senate passed a bill Tuesday to recognize June 21, or Amazon Prime Day, as an official holiday....
Fan Devastated After Learning Barry Manilow Did NOT Write The Songs
The World’s biggest Barry Manilow fan, Robert Day, was hospitalized today after learning that his idol, Manilow, did not in...
Bruce Returns to Broadway With a Lavish Sassy New Musical
Bruce Springsteen is returning to Broadway! Madhouse Magazine was given an exclusive sneak preview of the show and we are...
Vanilla Ice & Fab Morvan of Milli Vanilli Form Band
Fab Morvan and Rob Van Winkle, better known as Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice have announced they are working together...
Tipper Gore: I Only Started PMRC As a Way to Meet Prince
Tipper Gore, former second lady, and former wife of former Vice President Al Gore, has made a stunning confession. Tipper...
James Hetfield Patents New Guitar Chord
For centuries, musicians have been in search of the ‘Lost Chord’. James Hetfield of the band Metallica, claims to have...
Pope Unveils New Charlie Watts Statue at Vatican
There is now a sculpture at the Vatican that honors Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts. It was unveiled by Pope...
Interview With All 5 Members of Fleetwood Mac
Madhouse Magazine volunteered to mediate and document an historic peace summit with all 5 members of the band Fleetwood Mac....
Ricky Schroder to Star in Silver Meth Spoons
-By Claudia Stavola- Former child star, Ricky Schroder, has been making news over the last few years for antics involving...
Phish Fan Divorces Wife After Discovering She Lied About Liking Phish
Phish fan, Craig Piechura has filed for divorce from his wife of 2 years, after a deep dark secret was...
Michael Anthony Joins Megadeth As New Bassist
Megadeth has officially announced that ex Van Halen bass player, Michael Anthony is joining the band. This comes on the...
Greta Van Fleet: We Never Heard of Led Zeppelin
Greta Van Fleet lashed out during a recent interview and said they are sick of the comparisons to Led Zeppelin....
Rock n Roll Fans Riot! Burn Rock Hall of Fame to the Ground Again
The 2021 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced today. The inductees include: Tina Turner, Carole King, The...
Hanson Inducted into Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 2021
An inside source has revealed top secret information to Madhouse News. Hanson will be the first band inducted into the...
Happy Birthday Alex Van Halen
Alex Arthur Van Halen was born May 8, 1953 in Amsterdam, Netherlands to parents Daan and Roos. No one is...
Frank Zappa Lost Interview – NY 1988
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
Ted Nugent and Bon Jovi to Star in New Odd Couple on CBS
The Odd Couple has seen many iterations over the last several decades. Starting out as a Neil Simon play in...
Mick Jagger Unveils New “Male Implants”
Rocker Mick Jagger, of The Rolling Stones, unveiled his new ‘male implants’ on Friday. The audience was shocked as it...
Gwyneth Paltrow Unveils Dog Food, Mouthwash That Smell Like Her Vagina
-By Claudia Stavola- After the success of her “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, Gwyneth Paltrow is creating an entire...
Eminem Accuses Justin Bieber of Cultural Appropriation for Dreads
Rapper Eminem has called for the arrest and prosecution of Justin Bieber. We are not sure that cultural appropriation is a...
Small Children Given Away as Part of Oscar Swag Bags This Year
Hollywood has been giving away Oscar swag bags for years, and this year is no different. Nominees can still look...
Caitlyn Jenner Sets Crotch on Fire to Launch Run For Governor
Caitlyn Jenner staged an unusual stunt Friday, as she set her penis area on fire. The stunt was her way...
Pete Townshend Attacked By Giant Rat, Kills It With Guitar
Rocker Pete Townshend went viral recently when he posted a photo of himself holding a monster rat. He went on...
Method Man Unveils New Instant Breakfast Drink ‘Wu Tang’
Rapper Method Man has announced today that he is dropping a new beverage. Elon Musk and Kraft developed ‘Wu-Tang’. Method...
5 Year Old Suge Knight Runs Over Classmate With a Big Wheel
Suge Knight, the hulking impresario behind Death Row Records, has apparently always been in trouble. Knight's real name is Marion Hugh Knight...
Happy Birthday Mark Volman
Mark Volman was born April 19, 1947 in Los Angeles, California. He was a portly child who enjoyed watching Howdy...
