Vanilla Ice & Fab Morvan of Milli Vanilli Form Band
Fab Morvan and Rob Van Winkle, better known as Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice have announced they are working together on a new album. The duo is going by the name, ‘Milli Vanilli Ice’. They are set to record a new album and tour in 2021.
“I am so excited” said Vanilla Ice, “We are dropping some sick beats, we are doing some really cool mashups and have even written a few new jams. I don’t want to jinx anything, but I have a feeling this project could be bigger than the Beatles.”
Vanilla Ice, as everyone knows, had a huge hit with “Ice Ice Baby” in 1990. “Ice Ice Baby” stole the bass line from Queen’s “Under Pressure” and was forced to pay them off. Ice was later referred to as the worst thing to happen to music since Pat Boone. It is alleged that Suge Knight dangled Ice by his ankles over a 20 story balcony until he signed royalties over to him.
Fab Morvan was the talented half of Milli Vaniili, which ain’t saying much. Milli Vanilli was a scandalous pre packaged fraudulent pop band that went down in flames after being exposed for lip synching.
On July 21, 1989, during a live performance on MTV at the Lake Compounce theme park in Bristol, Connecticut tragedy struck. As they performed, a hard drive issue caused the recording of the song “Girl You Know It’s True” to jam and skip, repeatedly playing the partial line “Girl, you know it’s…” through the speakers. “I knew right then and there, it was the beginning of the end for Milli Vanilli,” recalled Pilatus of the incident. “When my voice got stuck in the computer, and it just kept repeating and repeating, I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. I just ran off the stage and vomited.” Downtown Julie Brown ran after Pilatus and dragged him back onstage by his nads. Milli and Vanilli spiraled out of control and burst into flames. Pilatus was later found dead, having choked on Fab’s vomit.
Fab Morvan told Madhouse News, “What the heck else do I have to do. I will record and tour with anyone. What do I care. My life could not be any worse. Maybe I will make a few bucks. Whatever. The songs suck of course and the band is terrible but it can’t be any worse than Bon Jovi.” Milli Vanilli Ice is set to open for Motley Crue.
