The Clash To Reunite With Axl Rose on Vocals
Punk Rock fans were shocked today as Mick Jones announced The Clash is reuniting. The three original members: Jones, Paul...
Keith Richards Called In To Rescue Missing Submarine
Rock legend Keith Richards has been called in to rescue the missing submarine. Officials know when you are running out...
Ann Wilson Announces New Version of “Heart” w Slash & Michael Anthony
Ann Wilson revealed in a recent interview with Madhouse News that she intends to head out on the road this...
Bill Wyman Punches Mick Jagger During Recording Session Reunion
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman punched Mick Jagger in the nose today. The incident occurred during a recording studio...
Garth Brooks Records “I Got You Babe” Duet With Dylan Mulvaney
Country music singer Garth Brooks has recorded a duet with Dylan Mulvaney. Brooks and Mulvaney rebooted the Sonny & Cher...
Paul McCartney Confirms Baby In Iconic Photo Was Elon Musk
Paul McCartney confirmed that the baby in the iconic jacket photo was none other than billionaire Elon Musk. The back...
Axl Rose Arrested For Stating ‘Chinese Democracy’ is GNR’s Best Album
Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose was arrested today by authorities in Madrid, Spain. Rose was detained and questioned after...
Prince’s Love Child Comes Forward: Seeks $300 Million From Estate
A woman has come forward claiming to be Prince’s love child. Bastid hunters are investigating a 'legitimate' claim against Prince's...
Nikki Sixx Admits He Has No Idea How To Play The Bass
In a shocking turn of events, rock music fans around the globe were left bewildered and amused as iconic Mötley...
Robert Plant Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legendary...
John Bonham Once Played Drum Solo Using Only His Willy
Legendary Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham once played an entire drum solo using only his Willy. In the annals of...
Taylor Swift Fan Selling Eyeballs That Witnessed Recent Concert
A Taylor Swift fan is selling her own eyeballs that have witnessed the star’s current tour. The bizarre Craigslist ad...
Geddy Lee Launches Spicy Only Fans Account: Breaks The Internet
Musician Geddy Lee launches a spicy new Only Fans account. Fans were buzzing with excitement after Geddy posted a risqué...
Justin Bieber to Play Bob Marley in New Biopic
Justin Bieber has been cast in the upcoming Bob Marley biopic. Bieber will play the Jamaican reggae legend in the long awaited...
Alleged Plot To Castrate Dee Snider With Garden Shears Foiled
Authorities claim an alleged plot to castrate rocker Dee Snider with garden shears has been foiled. The former Twisted Sister...
Stevie Wonder Falls in Open Manhole in NYC: Vows to Sue
Blind musician Stevie Wonder fell into an open manhole while visiting New York City. Wonder was strolling around the city...
Alex Van Halen Unrecognizable: Living as Recluse in Sprawling Mansion
Alex Van Halen is unrecognizable and living as a complete recluse in his Hidden Hills, California mansion. Alex agreed to...
John Lydon Crashes Coronation Disguised as Meghan Markle
John Lydon Crashes Coronation. John Lydon crashed the Coronation of King Charles today disguised as Meghan Markle. Lydon’s entrance caused...
Ed Sheeran Files Countersuit: Marvin Gaye Stole MY Song
Ed Sheeran was victorious in his lawsuit. Sheeran then immediately turned the tables and filed a countersuit claiming that Marvin...
Huge Brawl Breaks Out at Jerry Springer’s Funeral
Jerry Springer’s funeral took a turn for the worse when a huge brawl broke out among the mourners. During the...
Geddy Lee Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legendary...
Willie Nelson Runs Into Burning House to Save His Weed
Country music star Willie Nelson has done it all musically, but he can now add hero to his long resume....
James Hetfield is Dating Newly Single Taylor Swift
Just weeks after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Joe Alwyn, Taylor Swift is now dating musician James Hetfield. Hetfield is...
Robert Smith Shows Off Sassy New Haircut
Robert Smith of The Cure took to social media today to show off his sassy new haircut. The Cure frontman...
New DNA Evidence Proves Guy From ABBA is Lars Ulrich’s Father
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was shocked recently when DNA evidence proved that the guy from ABBA is his father. After...
Dee Snider Thrilled IRS Using Twisted Sister Song for New Ad Campaign
Musician Dee Snider is ecstatic that the Internal Revenue Service is using a Twisted Sister song in their new ad...
Gene Simmons Campaigns To Be Bud Light’s New Spokesperson
Musician Gene Simmons is campaigning aggressively to be named the new Bud Light Spokesperson. Simmons donned a wig, makeup and...
Steven Van Zandt Shows Off New Beach Bod in Tiny Speedo
Musician Steven Van Zandt took to social media to show off his hot new beach body. In the post Steven...
After Backlash Bud Light Announces New Spokesmodels: Sheneneh & Wanda
Bud Light announces that Sheneneh and Wanda will be their new beer spokesmodels. After a huge backlash over their last...
Mick Mars New Supergroup w Michael Anthony, Ace, Peter & Lady Gaga
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars announced that he has formed a new supergroup. The new band will include Ace Frehley...
