Anthony Kiedis To Host UFC New “Underwear Hammer Fight Club”

The first rule of Underwear Hammer Fight Club is you do not talk about Underwear Hammer Fight Club. With that being said, we need to talk about it so you can watch it. Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis announced that he will be the host of UFC’s newest venture, “Underwear Hammer Fight Club Night”.

With Underwear Hammer Fighting all the rage today, Dana White, President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship organization jumped at the chance to air the newest craze. “It is going to be sick” said White. “Where else can you see grown men in their underpants beating the heck out of each other with hammers. Now that is entertainment bro.”

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A non-championship Underwear Hammer fight can last three rounds, while a championship and main event Underwear Hammer Fight is limited to five rounds. Each round is five minutes long, with a one-minute break in between. Therefore, five-round fights can last up to 29 minutes, while three-round fights can last up to 17 minutes. The fights are expected to last approximately 30 seconds though. That is the average time for someone to last after being hit in the head with a hammer.

Anthony Kiedis seems like an unusual choice to host the event, but he is actually perfect for the job. Kiedis is a big sports fan and knows all about the underground Underwear Hammer Fight scene in California. Anthony is an expert on all things California. This is evident in the Chili Pepper’s music. Every song is about California.

“Man, everyone knows about the Underwear Hammer Fight scene in California” said Kiedis. “From San Francisco to Los Angeles to San Diego, on any given night you can find at least 5 different fights going on.”

Underwear Hammer Fight Club

“When I was living under that bridge in Los Angeles, Japanese businessman, Hollywood elite and politicians from San Francisco would drive down in their limos to pick up guys. They would fuel them up with liquor and drugs and then take them back to their mansions for wild all night Underwear Hammer Fighting parties. I never did partake in that nonsense but Flea did on quite a few occasions.”

The Underwear Hammer Fight Club night is open to anyone. Just show up on Friday night at the UFC’s APEX Center in Las Vegas. Bring your own hammer or one will be supplied. You can watch live on ESPN+ streaming service. You can pay $99.99 for a monthly subscription to ESPN+ or buy an annual subscription for $999.99.