Plastic Surgeon Performs Lip Augmentation on 6 Day Old Baby

A Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon has performed the first lip augmentation on a baby. The identity of the child is being withheld, but the parents are said to be high profile celebrities.

Dr. Tammy Moll of Beverly Hills, performed the delicate but completely unnecessary 4 hour procedure, at the request of the parents. The mother is a dimwitted former model and the father is a drug addicted self involved singer.

Lip Augmentation On Baby

Dr Moll commented, “After all Having full lips is a major desire for many women and babies. Fuller, more symmetrical lips give off the impression of beauty and sensuality. Also just like with the rest of our body, lips tend to lose volume over time. Lips become wrinkled, and thin; without much of a discernible shape. Considering that mother nature can’t give us all the lips we see on our favorite Instagram models, lip augmentations are in high demand!”

Baby X’s mother told Madhouse News, “One day post op and I loveeeeee the results. Basically My baby is well on her way to becoming an Instagram model and influencer. She is way ahead of her peers now. I couldn’t be happier. We look forward to many years of exploiting her.”

Baby X’s father chimed in, “Dr. Moll is the best. My baby’s lips look so natural. They are healing nicely. She looks like a 2 year old now. This is the best $75,000 we ever spent. Well except for drugs of course. Drugs are the best.”

Dr Moll plans on performing In Utero nose jobs, and tummy tucks on the unborn. “You can never start too young” giggled Moll. “There is a lot of pressure to appear youthful in California. Children need to keep up and can’t afford to let themselves go.”