Janet Jackson’s Right Boob Breaks Silence On Infamous Wardrobe Malfunction

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake shocked the world in 2004 when they performed at halftime for Super Bowl XXXVIII. Jackson’s right breast was exposed to millions of viewers when Timberlake “accidentally” tore part of her top off while performing his hit “Rock Your Body” and singing, “I’ll have you naked by the end of this song.”

Jackson’s right breast, known as “Tito” has broken her silence after 18 years. “I call BS on the whole thing” said Tito. “This was planned from the very beginning and they were all in on it. I tried to object but they threatened me with everything from mammography to mastectomy. The NFL, MTV, BBC, BB King, FBI, CIA, Justin, Janet, you name it, they knew about it.”

The approved version of what happened is that a planned “costume reveal” went awry when Timberlake accidentally removed a section of Jackson’s costume, and her right breast was shown on live TV to 100 million viewers.

Like a Champagne Cork

On the word “song,” Timberlake pulled at the right side of Jackson’s corset-style top, and the entire cup of her costume and bra underneath came away. Her breast popped out like a champagne cork and was exposed to the world.

Janet Jackson’s Right Boob Breaks Silence On Infamous Wardrobe Malfunction

“I was out there dangling in the breeze like a jerk” said Tito. “It was freezing cold and Janet’s left boob was nice and warm. Janet and I caught the flak while Lefty got all the praise. Why can’t you be more like Lefty. Lefty knows when to hold em and knows when to fold em. But in reality, Lefty was the mastermind. She thought up the whole scheme. She is too saggy though so she nominated me to be the one exposed. I will never forgive her for this.”

Nipplegate

Jackson’s and Tito’s career were changed for the worse after what was later known as “Nipplegate,” while Timberlake’s star only rose higher. “We were shunned” said Tito. “Before this incident, we were the most sought after duo in the world. After that, we couldn’t give it away.”

Everyone turned their back on the duo as viewers demanded justice. ”I am outraged at what I saw during the halftime show of the Super Bowl,” Madonna said in a statement. “Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around the television for a celebration. Instead, that celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. Our nation’s children, parents and citizens deserve better.”