Elton John Pretends to be Disabled to Win Special Olympics!

Elton John is allegedly pretending to be disabled and confined to a wheelchair, in order to win this year’s special olympics. The Special Olympics were started in the 1960’s by Eunice Kennedy Shriver when she saw how unjustly and unfairly people with intellectual disabilities were treated. Her brother Senator Ted Kennedy was intellectually disabled. She also saw that many children with intellectual disabilities didn’t even have a place to play. She decided to take action.

Elton has been training extremely hard and has even built a facility on his compound that is an exact replica of the Special Olympics stadium. This stadium is named The Eunice Kennedy Shriver Stadium and is located in Brockport, NY. Elton has named his stadium, Hercules Stadium.

Thwarted

Sir Elton was planning to compete in Basketball, Badminton, Luge, Curling and Figure Skating. His plan was thwarted by whistle blower, Scott Larson. Larson is the reigning Special Olympics Figure Skating champion. Scott who has an IQ of 70, realized something was not Kosher and devised a plan to expose Elton.

Elton John Pretends To Be Disabled To Win Special Olympics

Larson pulled off his plan perfectly. He somehow managed to fall off a ladder in front of Elton. Sir Elton being a proper gentleman, popped up out of his wheelchair catching Larson, thus exposing himself to be a fraud.

Elton claimed it was a miracle and went right back in the wheelchair claiming he injured himself even further. John is sticking to his plan and nothing can keep him from winning the Special Olympics $28K prize money.

$28K

“28 Thousand is nothing to sneer at” said Elton. “I could buy a pair of real tiger fur thong underpants. It is a years pay for my man servant, or it could even buy me a solid gold endangered species burger. Times are hard. We are all in this together.”