Eddie Vedder Hoarding Toilet Paper! Free Roll Giveaway with Every PJ Album Purchase!
Pearl Jam Vocalist Eddie Vedder has purchased every roll of toilet paper that he could get his hands on. Vedder has had a team of assistants perusing the internet nonstop and visiting every store in the Northwest to stockpile a huge cache of TP.
Vedder has built huge warehouses on his compound in Seattle where he stores the toilet paper. This has caused shortages of butt tissue all over the U.S. Eddie is not just a psycho prepper though, there is also a method to Eddie’s madness.
“Now that I am sure my family is flush with ‘Charmin’, for at least 10 lifetimes, I can afford to spare a square” said Vedder. “I have cornered the TP market and plan to share the wealth.”
Pearl Jam will release their much-anticipated eleventh studio album, Gigaton, on Monkeywrench Records/ Republic Records on March 27, 2020 in the US. Internationally, the album will be released and distributed by Universal Music Group International. For every CD purchase or digital download, Vedder will include a free roll of toilet paper.
“That’s right” said Vedder, “With every album purchase, you get your choice of a large roll of 2 ply Scott or Charmin toilet paper. It is the best deal since Cheech & Chong included a sheet of rolling paper in their 1972 ‘Big Bambu’ album.”
Pearl Jam just recently announced they were postponing the North American leg of their 2020 tour due to coronavirus fears. However, it is said that Vedder cancelled so he could spend more time stocking up, admiring and cataloging all of his toilet paper.
