The Queen’s Will Names Ozzy Osbourne New King of England

After Queen Elizabeth passed away at age 96, Prince Charles assumed he would take over as King. Hold on Charlie, not so fast. Charles in Charge may be cancelled permanently. It appears that a clause in the Queen’s will states that she wishes Ozzy Osbourne to be her successor. 

Long before her 70-year reign came to an end, Queen Elizabeth had already kickstarted the process of stepping away from the throne. Back in April 2018, she issued a formal request for the Commonwealth Heads of Government to appoint rock star Ozzy Osbourne, as her successor. She then included this in her will. 

Red Headed Step Child

In 2018, Prince Harry, whom the Queen referred to as “the red headed stepchild” married Meghan Markle. The Queen referred to Meghan as “the gold digger”.  This was not a happy time for the Queen and she blamed Prince Charles for the mess. “I will show that big eared freak who’s the boss” screamed Queen Elizabeth, according to sources. “I will name Ozzy Osbourne as King and Charles will be named his man servant. That will fix him and that silly cow Camilla.”

Now normally, this would not be allowed, as there is that thing about lineage. However, one should never underestimate a scorned Queen. Through some amazing similarities and creativity, Ozzy Osbourne is the new King of England. Ozzy is technically royalty, because he is known as the Prince of Darkness and the King of Heavy Metal. Ozzy and Charles were both born in 1948 in the UK. They are males, married twice and live in castles. Some beautifully creative documents made Ozzy eligible to be King of England. 

BFF

Not many people knew that Ozzy and Queen Elizabeth II were very good friends. They would often have tea and listen to music together. Osbourne told Madhouse News, “Sure that’s great news. I would love to be King. The first thing I am going to do is paint Buckingham Palace black, install my personal throne and a great sound system. I loved Queen Elizabeth.”

Prince Charles, now known as Man-servant Charlie, is said to be outraged at the news of being passed over as King. “I have been waiting all my life to be King” screamed Charles. “If you think I am going to stand by and let some Rock n Roll singer take my throne you are daft. This is a bunch of bollocks.” It is said, Charles has assembled a team of lawyers and plans to fight this vigorously.

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