Teen Realizes His Grandparents Look Just Like Metallica
Local Teenager Brian Wesley made a shocking discovery recently when he realized that his Grandparents look like Metallica’s James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett.
Brian made the discovery after seeing an image of James and Kirk on social media. The boy assumed that his Mom had posted a photo of his Nana and Pop Pop. “I read the caption and it turns out that it was 2 famous rockstars and not my Grandparents. The resemblance is uncanny.”
Nana & Pop Pop
Brian commented, “Ever since I started talking about this, Nana and Pop Pop are getting a lot of attention. My friends want to come over and take pictures with them. People stop us at the supermarket and ask for autographs. It is quite exciting.”
Grandparents Look Like Metallica
Brian admitted that he is not a fan of Metallica’s music and prefers K-Pop superstars BTS. “I watched a few Metallica videos and it really was not my thing” said Young Brian. It’s too loud and scary. There is no dancing and they are frightening looking men. I prefer musicians that are hairless, non threatening, asexual man/boys.”
Brian’s Grandparents, Doug and Michelle are far from rockstars. “We are ordinary folks” said Doug. “I work at the local Department of Public Works and Michelle is a bookkeeper. We like to drink beer, belch, hunt and watch Football. I put my pants on one leg at a time, we ain’t no fancy folk. We suffer from acid stomach, go to church on Sunday and watch reality TV. ”
Brian is taking a good look at his other relatives as well. “I just noticed that my Aunt Sheila has an amazing resemblance to Bon Jovi. Although she is a lot more masculine. Also there is a lesbian woman that owns the coffee shop down the street that looks incredibly like Axl Rose.”
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THIS “article” is worth than cancer. did a retarded monkey find a pen in the dumpster and spend 11 seconds to dump this crap on paper?? get a life spammers.
If that’s the mom on the right(Kirk Hammett) then she looks like a dude for sure.
This comment was also worth than cancer according to that monkey in the dumpster.
You need to learn how to spell worst. And learn how to spell in general. Before you can bash anyone .
it is worse than cancer, not worst
Awww leave em alone cant you tell they have a lithp? 😂😂
It’s actually worse, not worst..grammar nazi!
🤭🤪😂😂🤣🤣
Did Mike Tyson translate this Comment for you!
Oh god help is is right!!
I’ve seen them, but James looks like Nana and Kirk looks like Pop. And Nana’s mom is a dead ringer for Trump, very uncanny I must say.
Your hovercraft is full of eels.
Worth or “ WORSE”? I think the retard is a guy named Ali who can’t spell WORTH a damn 😂
Do you understand what humour, irony and sarcasm is?
The cruel irony of this poor written comment made it all worthwhile.
Let me clean this up for you: This article is worse than cancer. Did a retarded monkey find a pen in the Dumpster and spend 11 seconds to dump this crap on paper? Get a life, spammers.
OMG people really….. look at the hand and you can see by the tattoos that is James Hetfield
Disregard – I thought the posted pic was supposed to be the grandparents
You dumbasses. It’s hilarious! The pic is intended to show you that James and Kirk do actually look like grandparents.
Omg sum dumb replies
Can’t u take a joke
OMG! This is hilarious 🤣 doppelgangers for sure 🤟 rock on!
dumbass
It’s amazing how quick ppl get pissed off over the dumbest things. Btw..throwing the word “retard” out there like it’s still the 80’s shows the intelligence of the commenters. Try spell check or proof reading while you’re at it. Who’s the retard anyway? I bet a monkey can spell “worse”, what is worth the cancer? Unreal. No one is better than anyone, we need to just try being decent to each other, know what’s a joke and what is just down right ignorant.
The people who took this seriously are voting in the next election. God help us.
Trump 2020
I’ve seen them, but James looks like Nana and Kirk looks like Pop. And Nana’s mom is a dead ringer for Trump, very uncanny I must say.
Right! God help us.👍
Let me guess, Ali. You also complain about all the articles on The Onion.
You think that a website that says it has an interview with Madonna’s vagina is serious?
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!! I can’t stop laughing !! Look at the expression on “James’” face!! Hysterical!!! When I get in a bad mood I’m going back to look!! Lololol
Yea and my aunt and uncle look like Hall and Oats. But hell James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett definitely could pass for a grandpa and grandma cause their so old they “FART” dust.
Thisnisnclearly photoshopped. Whatbis more shocking is the fact that EVERY single one of you that commented actually think it’s real. How can you be so stupid? This is 100% fake, sorry to burst your bubble. You people are either really gullible or don’t know about photoshop or you’re just that dumb. You all think it’s REAL!! I just can’t get over the stupidity.
Don’t you idiots realize this is a comedy/parody site. JFC. No wonder we have a president doing standup at his idiot rallies.
I dont know why there is so many negative comments on a cute article like this. If people can do better than get your own crap out there and stop putting people down. The world is nasty enough.
I thought it was a sweet distraction from all the other news I hear all day. Be kind to on another. It’s just a little article.
People can’t spell… dumasses!