Taylor Swift & Courtney Love Come To Blows in Beverly Hills

Taylor Swift & Courtney Love Come To Blows in Beverly Hills

Taylor Swift confronted Courtney Love for talking smack and a fist fight erupted between the two girl power musicians. That’s right a knock down drag out, hair pulling, b*tch slapping old fashioned cat fight broke out in the lobby of the Beverly Hills Hotel. Fans were offered a ring side seat as the 2 icons fought their way from the lobby to the bar and then eventually ended up in the pool. 

Basically Courtney Love took aim at Swift, Beyonce, Madonna, Mother Theresa, and many others in a recent interview. The former Hole front woman commented that Swift is not important, is a bore, and has bad hygiene. At this point Love compared Swift to soft white rice in lukewarm water. “It has no taste and we feed it to the dimwitted and the young. Everyone can digest it, Taylor’s music is exactly like soft white rice in lukewarm water.”

Taylor Swift vs Courtney Love

Evidently Swift took offense to the comments and vowed revenge. Swift and beau Travis Kelce were seen over the weekend at Coachella. The couple were seen attempting to recreate the lift scene from Dirty Dancing.  Courtney Love was just returning to California from a visit to London. Swift and Love crossed paths at the famed Beverly Hills Hotel on Sunset Strip. 

Taylor Swift & Courtney Love Come To Blows in Beverly Hills

As Swift saw Love walking across the fine Italian marble she screeched, “Keep my name out your mouth”. A startled Love stared in disbelief as Taylor charged at her with arms and legs flailing. All of a sudden Love took off and ran for the door. Taylor chased her down and grabbed Courtney by the hair. A few bitch slaps, hair pulls and a knee to the groin had Love doubled over in pain. Courtney staggered to her feet and started swinging. 

Brawl

All things considered Love and Swift held their own, going toe to toe and punch for punch. Blood, hair, teeth and lip filler littered the ground. Courtney went to work on Taylor’s spleen with a series of devastating uppercuts. Swift retaliated with a roundhouse kick to Love’s throat. The pair fought their way through the bar smashing glasses and bottles along the way. Taylor grabbed pliers out of the maintenance shed and took a hold of Loves meat flaps. At this point the duo fell into the pool and the fight was over. 

Finally Swift and Love were fished out of the pool and each went their own way. No charges were pressed. Love told Madhouse News, “It was terrifying to see Swift charging me. She looked like an evil baby giraffe or some sort of spitting velociraptor. Her shrieking sounded just like in the Jurassic Park movie as well. Actually it reminded me a lot of her singing.”

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