New DNA Evidence Proves Alice Cooper WAS Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver
The rumor that Alice Cooper played Eddie Haskell on the 1950s sitcom “Leave it to Beaver” has been running rampant...
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Mall Hires Alice Cooper to Play Santa. Kids Run Screaming for Exits!
Meeting Santa is a scary time for a lot of young children, and it just got a lot scarier for...
New DNA Evidence Confirms Marilyn Manson WAS Paul on The Wonder Years
The rumor that Marilyn Manson played Paul Pfeiffer on the nostalgic dramedy "The Wonder Years” has been running rampant for...
‘A Christmas Story’ Remake With Brian Johnson & Marilyn Manson Hits Theaters This Season
The 1983 holiday movie classic, “A Christmas Story” is getting a Rock n Roll reboot. The remake will be directed...
New Golden Girls Unveiled, Starring Ozzy, Elton, Alice & Paul McCartney!
The Hallmark Channel has announced their new lineup, which will feature a remake of the 1980’s Classic ‘The Golden Girls’. The...
Due to Rock Star Shortage Satan Settles For Chubby Pop Star Weirdos
Satan held a press conference today to apologize for the embarrassing performance in his name on this years Grammys. Sam...
