Samuel L Jacksons Dog Implicated in Lady GaGa Dognapping & Shooting

In a shocking turn of events, Samuel L Jackson’s dog has been arrested for the Lady Gaga dog napping and shooting case. 

Lady Gaga’s dog walker was shot and two of the singer’s French bulldogs were stolen in Hollywood on Wednesday.

The dog walker, Ryan Fischer, was shot once as he walked three of the singer’s dogs in Hollywood. Video showed a white sedan pulling up and two men and a dog jumping out. The dog, was later identified as Samuel L Jackson’s dog, ‘Marsellus’.

‘Marsellus’ struggled with the dog walker before pulling a gun and firing a single shot before fleeing with two of Lady Gaga’s dogs. The third dog escaped and has since been reunited with Lady Gaga’s representatives.

‘Marsellus’ was apprehended without incident as he was attempting to retrieve the $500,000 reward offered by Lady GaGa. “He walked right up and picked up the bag with the money in it and tried running away” said LAPD detective Vincent Vega. “He played dumb of course when we caught him, and he’s still not talking.”

When told of the arrest, Samuel L Jackson commented, “That little MarthaFocker, I will break my god dam foot off in his a$$. He is a bad dog. Bad dog. I turn my back for a minute and he’s off doing Gangsta $hit!” Marsellus is currently in LA County Jail awaiting trial.