Quaker Oats Changes Aunt Jemima Brand to Antifa Jemima

The Aunt Jemima brand, which has graced pancake mix, syrup and other products for over 130 years is being replaced. 

A Quaker Foods spokesperson said in a news release, “While work has been done over the years to update the brand in a manner intended to be appropriate and respectful, we realize those changes are not enough. To go with the times we will unveil a new Antifa Jemima campaign.”

Plans are in the works to unveil the new logo and brand which will have Jemima in an Antifa face covering and possibly purple hair and face piercings. 

A magazine and TV ad campaign will have Antifa Jemima rioting and taking a crap on an overturned police car while eating pancakes. “We are very excited about the campaign” said Ad Exec Peter Campbell. 

After Quaker Oats made the announcement that they were changing the brand, racism immediately dropped 63%. 

Uncle Ben’s Rice, parent company, Mars Inc, has said it too will update their brand. “We are contemplating changing the brand to Uncle Bernice’s Rice and transition Uncle Ben to a trans woman” said a Mars Inc. Spokesperson. “Honestly we are scared to death and don’t know what to do. But this is literally the least we can do.”