Madhouse Magazine

Bon Jovi Running Underground Hair Salon For 80s Hair Emergencies

An unnamed source has confirmed that NJ hair rocker, Bon Jovi, is running an unsanctioned, underground hair salon. As part...

Remembering Roy Orbison

-Illustration By Paul King Art - Roy Skelton Orbison was born April 23, 1936 in Vernon, Texas, the middle son...

Happy Birthday Peter Frampton

Peter Kenneth Frampton was born April 22, 1945 somewhere in England. He attended Bromley Technical High School, at which his father, Owen Frampton,...

Happy Birthday Robert Smith

Robert was born in a hole on April 21, 1959 in Blackpool, Lancashire. Did you know there are 4000 holes...

Got Questions? Willie Nelson’s ‘420’ Hotline is Now Open

Got weed questions? Many Americans have plenty this year, and there's a call center ready and waiting to help make this holiday...

Trump Blames The WHO for Coronavirus Response: Roger Daltrey Incensed!

Legendary singer Roger Daltrey fires back after President Trump blasted The Who for their response to the Coronavirus pandemic. “The...

Roger Waters Partakes in Coronavirus Toilet Licking Challenge

By Claudia Stavola Pink Floyd bassist/vocalist Roger Waters released a TikTok video licking a toilet bowl. The video shows Waters...

Happy Birthday Chris Stapleton

Christopher Alvin Stapleton was born April 15, 1978 in Blacklung, Kentucky to Herbert and Jean Stapleton. His dad was a...

Remembering Roy Clark

Roy Linseed Clark was born April 15, 1933 in Buttcrak, Virginia to Hester and Hawtie Clark. His father was a...

Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore

Richard Hugh Janus Blackmore was born April 14, 1945, somewhere in England to Lewis and Violet Blackmore. Blackmore’s upbringing was quite...

Yoko Ono Sings on City Streets to Ensure NY Residents Stay Inside

At the urging of the New York State Governor and local authorities, Yoko Ono has agreed to sing, to keep...

Happy Birthday Brian Setzer

Brian Alka Setzer was born April 10, 1959 in Massapequa, New York. Massapequa of course is Native American for "near the...

Joe Biden Names “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” Woman as Running Mate

Joe Biden has announced his running mate for the 2020 Presidential election and surprisingly it is viral sensation, ‘Sweet Brown’....

Biden Mocks Bernie With Hysterical Social Media Post

Minutes after Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders dropped out of the race, Joe Biden’s team mocked and humiliated Sanders with a...

NY/NJ To Use Firehoses & Police Dogs to Break Up Crowds

In a show of force NY & NJ Governors have agreed to use German Shepherds and Firehoses to break up...

Judas Priest Singer Rob Halford Working as Landscaper to Make Ends Meet

Singer and Rock God, Rob Halford, is currently working as a landscaper to earn extra money during these bleak economic...

JWoww’s Ex Says He Divorced Her Because She Has a Penis

-By Claudia Stavola Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s ex-husband Roger Mathews claims he divorced her because he realized she...

Kanye West Organizes a “Quarantine Together” Concert at Staples Center

-By Claudia Stavola Self-proclaimed prophet, Kanye West, has announced his “Quarantine Together” concert scheduled for this weekend. He explained, “It’s...