Oprah Spotted Eating Donut Out of Garbage Can At Emmys

Oprah at the Emmys. Word on the street is, Oprah allegedly was spotted eating an alleged donut out of an alleged garbage can at The Emmy’s. It is not sure who started this rumor but some say Jenna Ortega, Selena Gomez and Jodie Foster are the possible sources. This is the most exciting news to come out of the Emmy’s since Nipsey Russell slapped Sammy Davis Jr. at the 1974 awards.

Oprah Vs. Emmys

Unlike the usual nonsense concerning what the weirdo celebrities are wearing or who wins the meaningless awards, this is big news. An A list celebrity and one of the richest people on the planet eating a donut out of a garbage can is important stuff. 

Oprah turned heads recently when she showed up in a form fitting dress. Some online observers commented that she looked thinner than ever. “She looks like a young Isabel Sanford” commented Olivia Fuchs. “More like a young LaWanda Page commented Stephan Bello. 

Winfrey confirmed that she is taking a weight-loss drug in a recent interview with Farmers Weekly magazine, but did not confirm which medication she is taking. Some other online observers alleged that she may be taking all three, Ozempic, Wegovy and Mounjaro. 

A source that did not wish to be identified claims that she spotted Oprah eating the donut out of the garbage can during the red carpet. “I went backstage and saw a pile of donuts in the garbage. Oprah was looking around nervously but did not spot me because I was fixing my dress behind a curtain. Oprah yelled at her assistant that she is starving and needs a donut.”

The Costanza Defense

“She yelled at her assistant to stand guard and then went to work on the donuts. She wolfed down a dozen donuts out of the garbage in like 12 seconds. All the while making weird grunting sounds and orgasmic groans. It was quite disgusting. I peeked out and her face was covered with garbage, chocolate, jelly and powdered sugar. She was slumped over in a chair like Scarface. In her defense, the donuts were resting on top of the garbage, not deep down in the can. So she gets some credit, you know the George Costanza defense.”

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