Keanu Reeves is Dating Betty White

Keanu Reeves has made headlines again after making it Instagram official that he is now dating Actress Betty White. 

Reeves, 55, shook the world a few weeks ago when he announced he was dating Alexandra Grant, 46. News Media and the public were shocked that Keanu was dating an age appropriate woman. That has never been done before in Hollywood. 

Well stand back and hold Keanu’s beer because he is now dating a woman 40 years his senior. Betty White! That’s right, Keanu Reeves is dating 98 year old superstar Betty White. 

Keanu and Betty!

“She may be 98, but she acts and looks like a 95 year old. Plus I am mature for my age” said Keanu. “Betty completes me. I could no longer fight the feeling. I am sorry to hurt Alexandra but I need a mature woman.”

The lovebirds were seen canoodling recently at Nobu and an AARP awards show. Keanu told Madhouse that Betty still has it. “She got moves like Jagger and an adjustable hip. She rocks me and rolls me. I have asked Betty to be my bride and we are planning a 2021 Spring wedding.” Stay Tuned. 

5 thoughts on “Keanu Reeves is Dating Betty White

  1. 😂😂😂Thank you so much, it’s wonderful…I laugh…😂🤣😂🙏

  2. Oh thank God someone there has brain cells! Thank you for counteracting this absolute s**t show media circus concerning Reeves. He never confirmed any recent pushy alleged con-artist girlfriends, but surely, he will confirm Betty. How could he not?
    Excellent job, Madhouse

  3. Thank you!! Betty is a hot hip chica, she can handle “The One”. None of the media hoeing like the “Artist” selling baby tombstones and sucking up to Hollywood A listers. Both her and her D list friends can move on and abuse some other actor. Great laugh, thank you.

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