GWAR Stuns Met Gala Red Carpet As They Spray Fake Blood Everywhere

The Psycho Heavy Metal band GWAR gave new meaning to the term red carpet as they sprayed fake blood, puss and other less savory fake fluids on the celebs and press at the 2022 Met Gala.

The Met Gala, Fashion’s biggest red carpet took place at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City and drew the usual collection of weirdos. The freaks were out, all dressed up in their ridiculous outfits trying to shock and awe.

The Humanity

Well, the spiked boot was on the other foot, so to say as GWAR came in hot and heavy blasting unknown liquids everywhere. Uptight celebs, politicians and socialites fled for the exits as they were soaked in the hot gooey liquids. Expensive gowns, suits, dresses and costumes were ruined. Hair and makeup ran down faces and into the sewers.

Hillary was doused from head to toe in red sticky fluids by lead singer ‘The Berserker Blóthar’. The Kardashians fled for the exits. They were met with a firehouse to the face of a white glue like substance from GWAR drummer JIZMAK DA GUSHA. Bass player Beefcake the Mighty was dousing the elite with a clear glue then hitting them with the fan and feathers. He was basically tar and feathering the panicked big shots. 

Witness Jasper Bowen told Madhouse News, “It was like a scene out of the horror movie Carrie. I have to say I loved seeing those jackasses covered in blood and goo. They needed a comeuppence like that. They have gotten way too big for their britches. GWAR is my new favorite band now.”

Interplanetary Warriors

GWAR is a Heavy Metal band formed in Virginia in 1984. The band has a constantly rotating lineup. No one actually knows who is in the band at any given time. GWAR is identified by their distinctively grotesque costumes. Their thematic and visual concept revolves around an elaborate science fiction-themed mythology which portrays the band members as barbaric interplanetary warriors.

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