Johnny Depp Auctions Off Amber Heard Poop As NFT

Actor Johnny Depp is auctioning off ex wife Amber Heard’s bowel movement and donating some of the proceeds to charity.

During the Depp vs Heard trial or is it the Heard vs. Depp trial? Either way things got bizarre when Depp alleged that Heard took a giant dump on his bed after a fight. She later tried to blame the dogs. The couple have two Yorkshire Terriers named Pistol and Boo. The dogs testified that it was in no way either of their poop.

Depp saved the human feces and did a DNA test on it. He also took a photo of the poop which he then turned into a digital piece of artwork. He is selling this artwork as a NFT with bidding starting at $1.7 Million. The turd comes with a certificate of authenticity.

NFT

An NFT is a digital asset that marks ownership of products that live online, like art or music. The acronym itself stands for “non-fungible token,” which means it’s a non-interchangeable token. Buying an NFT gives someone unique, exclusive ownership of a digital property. If you’re wondering how one even displays an NFT, big brands like Samsung, Sylvania, RCA and LG sell digital TVs that resemble picture frames, which can display digital artworks, while some collectors use physical prints for display. What could be more beautiful than a giant 6 foot turd on your wall?

Johnny Depp Auctions Off Amber Heard Poop As NFT

Amber Turd

The NFT is titled “Amber Turd” and bidding will be open to the public. Celebrity bidders already expressing interest include Ed Sheeran, Chrissy Teigan, Will Smith and Elon Musk. The auction house is estimating that the turd NFT could break records and become the most expensive NFT of all time. Currently the most expensive NFT ever is ‘The Merge’ — which sold for $91.8 million.

A total of 25 per cent raised from the NFT auction will go to Depp’s favorite charity, “Helping Hands Monkey Helpers”. “Monkeys make great service animals” said Depp. “Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled, Inc. has been training monkeys to help adults with emotional needs since 1979. These animals help people lead independent lives with a new purpose, caring for their service animal. This charity takes care of all the monkey’s training, nutritional, and medical needs for their entire life.”