Jimi Hendrix’s Cousin ‘Claude’ to Headline Woodstock 2021 Festival

Claude Hendrix

Breaking News! A Madhouse Magazine operative has managed to obtain a highly classified list of this year’s Woodstock Anniversary concert performers. For the first time, see the official lineup for the Woodstock 52nd Anniversary concert. 

The concert will be held on the same site of the 1969 festival in Upstate NY. The Bethel Woods Center for the Arts confirmed Thursday that it will host a three-day event on August 13-15, 2021, titled “Bethel Woods Music and Culture Festival.”

The headliner will be Claude Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix’s second cousin on his mothers side. Other performers will be Coldplay, Julie Miller Busby, who was Janis Joplin’s neighbor from Port Arthur Texas and Jerry Garcia’s plumber, Tom Dutton. Also on the schedule is a Beatles reunion, Led Zeppelin reunion, Pink Floyd reunion with Roger Waters & David Gilmour, 

Claude Hendrix

Original Woodstock promoter Michael Lang is organizing a separate Woodstock celebration that will be held at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland Ohio. Lang’s celebration will consist of a puppet show recreating the original Woodstock. Jann Wenner will be one of the main puppeteers. 

List of Performers:

  • Coldplay
  • New Kids on the Block
  • Cardi B
  • Claude Hendrix (Jimi’s Second Cousin)
  • Julie Miller Busby (Janis Joplin’s Neighbor)
  • Tom Dutton (Jerry Garcia’s Plumber)
  • Beatles Reunion (Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Dhani Harrison, Julian Lennon, Sean Lennon)
  • Led Zeppelin reunion (Jason Bonham on Drums)
  • Santana
  • The Who
  • Ariana Grande
  • The Rolling Stones (with Bill Wyman and Mick Taylor)
  • Mahatma Coat (Spiritual Advisor to Ravi Shankar)
  • DJ Snake (featuring a brand new laptop)
  • Foo Fighters
  • Bad Bunny featuring Drake
  • Pink Floyd Reunion (with Roger Waters & David Gilmour)
  • Van Halen (with Geddy Lee & Axl Rose)
  • Pearl Jam
  • Neil Young
  • Mumford & Sons
  • The Doors featuring Chuck Morrison (Jim Morrison’s illegitimate son) 
  • A Special Reunion of all babies conceived at the original Woodstock festival. 
  • The band ‘Phish’ will jam with The Grateful Dead and play for 24 hours straight.