Jann Wenner Forced to Resign From Rock Hall After Violent Overthrow!

Jann Wenner Vs Rock Hall of Fame. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation announced today that Jann Wenner was ousted as chairman after a violent overthrow. The Coup d’etat was led by a consortium of Rock Stars that have long been blocked out of the Hall of Fame by Wenner. 

The consortium includes Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, Paul Rodgers of Bad Company, Wayne Kramer of The MC5, David JoHansen of The NY Dolls, Peter Frampton, Todd Rundgren and disgruntled fans. 

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Rock stars have been upset with Wenner for years. This came after Wenner’s iconic rock magazine, Rolling Stone, turned into an establish corporate rag. Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull has been especially vocal in his dislike for Wenner. “Jann Wenner is a fat little toad and a tosser. I have no idea who is running that corporate rag now. However, back when I owned a Salmon farm it came in handy to clean the fish on.”

There is a long history of bad blood between Ian and Wenner. Anderson recalls that during a 1972 interview with Ben Fong Torres, Wenner walked in and mistakenly called Anderson “Jethro Tull”. “He said oh nice to meet you Jethro. I took my flute and rammed it sideways in that little freaks bum. He had to have surgery to extricate it but he never called me Jethro again. On a side note, that flute is in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame but I am not.”

The team conducted an early morning raid on the Hall of Fame headquarters in Cleveland and dragged Wenner through the street wearing nothing but his Abba underpants. The raiders hung Wenner upside down, while voters spit on him. Jann finally relinquished control after Wayne Kramer put peanut butter on Wenner’s genitals and stuffed rats down his underpants. 

Jann Wenner Vs Rock Hall of Fame

“It was a beautiful thing” said witness and rock fan Jodi Ritzen. “It was like The Raid on Entebbe. I saw Todd Rundgren in Swat Gear swing through the plate glass window unscathed and Ian Anderson violated Wenner with his flute. Now maybe ‘The Monkees’ will get inducted.” 

It all started when Wenner took over as chairman of the Rock Hall Foundation. It is alleged that he was implemented as chairman after the mysterious death of Ahmet Ertegun in 2006.

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