Horn Dog Bernie Sanders Spotted at Dodgers Game

Bernie Sanders was spotted interacting with some fans recently at the Los Angeles Dodgers game. The Senator from Vermont who owns three houses was seen at the game eating hot dogs and enjoying the view.

Dodgers fan Chad Gomez spotted Bernie and thought he was video taping the game from his phone. “I saw this old guy sitting by himself and watching the game” said Gomez. “However, upon closer inspection, it appeared that Sanders was video taping the girls backside that was standing in front of him. What an old horn dog I thought to myself. Then I realized that it was Bernie Sanders. I said to my buddy Francisco, oh man that is that politician guy, that old gas passer Bernie whats his name. Francisco told me it was Bernie Sanders.“

Not Dead Yet

When confronted Bernie nervously laughed and said, “Hey I am not dead yet. I don’t get out that often and I rarely get to see a baseball game. Living in Vermont and DC, I am stuck with the Orioles and the Red Sox. They both suck but I love the Dodgers, they have the prettiest fans. I saw that young chippie Jennifer Aniston earlier. She really gets my blood boiling, she reminds me of a young Angie Dickinson. Hey buddy do me a favor and go buy me another beer. I got a nice buzz going.”

Horn Dog Bernie Sanders Spotted at Dodgers Game

When reached for comment, Jennifer Aniston described her interaction with Bernie at the game. “It was very odd” said Aniston. “He said to me, ‘Are you my prostate? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out’. I then saw him walking around holding a bag of peanuts asking girls if they want Deez Nuts. Was that really Bernie? It looked like him and sounded like him, but he was acting incredibly bizarre. You sure it wasn’t an imposter?”

Dodgers fan Karen Bella commented, “If it was the real Bernie Sanders, he is a real creepy weirdo. He was shouting terrible pickup lines at me and my friends. I remember he screamed, ‘Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good. He shouted to an old lady walking by, ‘Hey are you an orphanage because I want to give you kids.”

Who Dat?

The Sanders camp denied it was Bernie. A spokesperson, Ronnie Brandt stated, “Bernie was hard at work in DC doing whatever it is that he does there.” Disclaimer: Maybe it was Bernie Sanders and maybe it was some crazy old look alike trying to get free beer and chicks. The world may never know.