Exposed: Plan For Larry King To Impersonate Ruth Ginsburg Foiled

An unnamed source has confirmed that the ‘Pelosi Crew’ have been scheming to cover up the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The evil plot, which seems to come straight out of an old science fiction movie, centered around talk show host Larry King pretending to be RBG, until at least after the upcoming election. 

When news first hit Washington DC that RGB was ill, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer sprung into action and formed a task force. They immediately contacted old friend Larry King, who agreed to impersonate Ginsburg indefinitely. This was all very top secret and known as ‘Operation King Me’. 

The plan was for King to assume the role of Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg, in case anything should happen to her. Pelosi and crew could not risk allowing President Trump to nominate another Supreme Court Judge and were willing to go to any length to prevent that. 

The scheme was tested and was successful as Larry King was seen in public at various events dressed as RGB without being detected. It is also suspected that King may have participated in, and even made Supreme Court decisions in place of Ginsburg. 

The plan began to unravel, when some DC insiders began to notice that they have not seen Ginsburg and King together at the same time and place. One insider commented “At a recent event, King was shmoozing the guests and then went to the bathroom. He never came back but then Ruth Ginsburg came out of the men’s room. I thought that was odd.”

After Ginsburg passed away, the crew began to implement Operation King Me, but it all fell apart when DC police detained Larry King for applying makeup in his car while parked in a no stopping zone. He was completely naked under his judge’s robes. Pelosi had no choice but to abort the mission and allow the word out that Ruth Bader Ginsburg had passed away. Nancy was livid and could be heard screaming 3 blocks away that Larry King was a moron.  

After news of the plot was exposed, Justice Clarence Thomas commented “It did seem odd to me that Ruth just recently started to smell of cod liver oil and old spice and seemed to know nothing about the law. It all makes sense now.” 

Other theories say that Ruth Ginsburg actually passed away 2 years ago and that King has been impersonating her all this time, but that is unsubstantiated.