DNA Test Proves Woman is Michael Jacksons Love Child

Michael Jacksons Love Child? A DNA test has confirmed that Shania Ditmar of Santa Barbara, California is the biological daughter of Michael Jackson. Shania’s mother, Mercedes Ditmar worked as a housekeeper at Neverland Ranch from 1996-2001.

Shania, who has a striking resemblance to the late singer, took a DNA test from a pair of Jackson’s stained underpants. The test revealed a 100.1 percent match to the King of Pop. As housekeeper, Mercedes Ditmar had access to all of Jackson’s intimate clothing.

Michael Jacksons Love Child

Mercedes claims that she has an extensive collection of ‘souvenirs’ from her time as Michael Jackson’s housekeeper. “Every time I did the laundry I would take an item for my collection” said Mercedes. “I would take a pair of socks, a shirt, pajamas and even dirty tissues. But mostly I would keep his dirty underpants. I treasured them the most. The more stained and smelly the better.”

Shania states that in 2000 Michael Jackson secretly impregnated her mother, Mercedes. The Ditmar’s also claim that the Jackson family devised a plan to abduct Shania and hide her in the basement of the Neverland Ranch to help protect Michael Jackson’s sterling reputation.

After The Jackson family found out about the pregnancy, Mercedes was dismissed as housekeeper. She was given $500 severance and a boot in the caboose by Joe Jackson. “I loved Michael” said Mercedes. “It was a shame the way the family treated me. After the birth, Papa Joe tried to take my baby and I kneed him the nuts and ran.”

Tito

Tito Jackson, however, remains doubtful. “It sounds like a fraud to me,” Tito told TMZ. “I remember Mercedes, she was a gold digger and a ho. All the Jackson’s had a go at her. The roadies had her, the band members, chauffeurs, the butler, security, even my dad, Papa Joe had her.” Shania is releasing a tell all book and dropping an album of Michael and Jackson 5 covers. She is also making the talk show circuit and will appear on Joe Rogan’s podcast next week.