Britney Spears Flashes Drivers On Highway

Following all of the turmoil and stress of the heated legal battles with her father over her conservatorship, Britney Spears made a bold legal maneuver by flashing her lady parts to passersby. The conservatorship has ended and Britney wanted to thank all of her fans.

Britney Spears Flashes

Spears stripped naked and flashed drivers along the 101 Freeway. Obviously drivers were shocked by the impromptu performance. Traffic was snarled. Backed up for 10 miles as drivers rubbernecked, and some even swerved off the road. Consequently many drivers made U-turns to get a second and third view.

Driver Ken Stanikmas was seen passing by 5 times. Madhouse spoke to Stanikmas who told us, “I can’t believe that was Britney Spears! At first I thought it was an impersonator, but when I found it was really her, I just pulled over and parked. I don’t get to see lady parts up close like that in real life. She sure is purdy.”

“Oprah wanted me to do a tell all interview like Harry and Meghan” said Spears, “but I didn’t want Oprah all up in my business. Who needs a fat lady giving you diet advice? Am I right? I felt this was a better way to get my point across. It was empowering. I feel the public is on my side now.”

Free Britney

Spears has been successful, in her bid to permanently replace her dad, Jamie Spears, as conservator of her personal affairs and $60 million fortune. As a result Britney was committed to the nut house after having a breakdown. All things considered She was on the ropes at the time and emotionally dealing with the fact that the TV show “Big Bang Theory” was ending.

In effect, Britney replaced her father as conservator and hired Sinead O’Connor. Basically Sinead is team Britney all the way and is responsible for sparking the #FreeBritney movement. It is said Sinead came up with the plan to flash drivers as a thank you.