Yoko Ono: The Stones Are Better Than The Beatles
In a recent interview with Madhouse Magazine, Yoko Ono admitted that she prefers The Rolling Stones over The Beatles.
“Yes I have always thought The Rolling Stones were better” said Yoko. “I loved John but I am much more of a blues oriented girl. Keith’s riffs were killer and Mick is the best frontman of all time. They really are the greatest rock n roll band in the world.”
Sir Douchebag
Earlier this year, Paul McCartney stated that he felt The Beatles were better and Mick Jagger responded by calling Paul “Sir Douchebag” and stating that he felt The Stones were better. Mick continued, “The Stones are a big concert band in other decades and other eras when the Beatles never even did an arena tour,” said Jagger. “They broke up before that business started, the touring business for real. Plus we got way hotter chicks.”
Stones vs. Beatles
“John was the only Beatle with any talent, I never liked those other 3 guys” screamed Yoko. “I broke up the Beatles because I wanted John to join The Rolling Stones. It was all worked out. I drowned Brian Jones in his swimming pool and then I broke up The Beatles. My plan would have worked out perfectly, except for that Mick Taylor guy joining the Stones. I finally got Mick Taylor to quit but by then John was semi retired and Ronnie Wood was joining the band.”
Rock n Roll Circus
“I got the idea during The Rolling Stones Rock n Roll Circus” continued Yoko. “Brian was a mess so I organized ‘The Dirty Mac’ featuring John, Eric Clapton, Keith, Mitch Mitchell and myself on vocals. Then I had a devious plan to merge that into Me and John joining The Rolling Stones. Did you know that was really me singing on ‘Gimme Shelter’!?”
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Asinine
You DO KNOW this is SATIRE and not a real interview…right?
GREAT satire.
SADLY the great majority of readers will think it is for real and start whining and biching about Yoko. I am not a fan but this is hilarious and everyone NEEDS TO REALIZE IT IS NOT REAL. Just a joke.
I love Tojo. She should be in the rock and roll hall of fame. She is probably the greatest female vocalist of all time. Better than Aretha, Diana Ross, Stevie Nicks, Amy Winehouse, Janis Joplin.
I recently read that it was Yoko who sang on Pink Floyd’s the Great Gig in the Sky.
I love Yoko. She should be in the rock and roll hall of fame. She is probably the greatest female vocalist of all time. Better than Aretha, Diana Ross, Stevie Nicks, Amy Winehouse, Janis Joplin. I recently read that it was Yoko who sang on Pink Floyd’s the Great Gig in the Sky.
I once waited in line for 5 days to get tickets to a Yoko Ono concert. It rained the entire time and the only think I had to eat was a bag of stapuft marshmallows.
Turns out that there was no concert so it was worth the experience.
Yoko Ono spelled backwards is onO okoY.
Bet you didn’t know that.
Ohhhhh, Yoko………….my love will turn you on…………………………!!!
I dont know. Who is the beatles? Pop,like abba,boney m,e.t.c.
Stones is greatest energy music in the world!