Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce To LiveStream Consummation of Relationship

Taylor Swift and new boyfriend Travis Kelce announced that they will be live-streaming the consummation of their relationship. That’s right, when the couple finally do the deed, they will share it with the entire world. The duo vowed to share every intimate moment of their life with the fans.

This will surely be the event of the season. Social media companies are battling for the rights. YouTube, X, IG, PPV and others are offering boatloads of money for the exclusive rights. The couple is estimated to rake in a billion dollars for the one night liaison. Discussions are on going on when the couple should get to know each other in the biblical sense.

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce

Executives and publicists are clamoring over the romantic event should take place on Valentine’s Day, Christmas Eve, New Year’s Eve, The Super bowl or just a random day. Others think the copulation should take place following a Chiefs game or a Swift concert. Kelce joked, “Whenever it takes place I hope it’s sooner rather than later. I am not used to keeping my snake in the cage for this long. I am used to dating whores and groupies.”

If you have been living under a rock, Travis is an NFL player. He is the Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs. The jokes write themselves with that one folks. And of course, Taylor is arguably the most famous performer in the world right now. She is America’s sweetheart and according to her ex John Mayer has quite the tight end as well.

Swifties, as Taylor’s fans are called, have been in a tailspin since Swift appeared at the Kansas City Chiefs game to watch her man play. But a source close to the situation confirms that this was not the first time Swift and Kelce have hung out. “They are just getting to know each other,” the source tells Madhouse News, adding that the two first spent time together more than a month ago in New York. They spent the day going to church and enjoying ice cream sodas together.

Consummation

Where and when the fornication takes place is unknown at this point but one thing is for sure. The social media company that wins the rights will demand that the couple is chaperoned 24/7 and will not be alone for 1 second until the actual shagging takes place. One unnamed executive commented, “I am not paying a billion dollars unless I am sure it’s the first time. They are not to be buttering the biscuit, bumping the uglies, sending out for sushi, planting the parsnip or even smooching until the blessed event.”

Musician Traci Guns, a big Swift fan commented, “It all seems fabricated. It’s like back in the heyday of Hollywood when studios would partner Rock Hudson and some glamorous actress. However now it is for corporations to push an agenda. Something is rotten but whatever, I love it and I will be watching for sure.”