Stevie Nicks Announces She is Pregnant. Father Remains a Mystery

The internet went wild today as Stevie Nicks announced that she is pregnant. The 74 year old singer made the announcement on her social media but then removed it. The baby daddy remains a mystery.

A source close to Nicks confirmed the story but is giving no hints as to who the father is. Stevie lists her status as single but has been linked recently with everyone from Kanye West, Harry Styles, Jason Momoa, John Mayer and James Hetfield.

Quite a Collection

Rumor has it that Nicks apparently has saved and frozen the sperm of all of her ex partners. Stevie has been storing it all in a warehouse in Newark, NJ since the 1970s. She has amassed quite a collection over the years. The collection reads like a who’s who of Rock n Roll. Tom Petty, Lindsey Buckingham, Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Mick Fleetwood, Lemmy, David Crosby, Mick Jagger and Axl Rose all have made a donation to the warehouse.

Whether it was by In Vitro or by the old fashioned method, Las Vegas has set the odds on who the father is. The favorite to be the father is Joe Walsh at 3:1. The long shot is Lemmy at 100:1 This will be Nicks first child. It is well known that Nicks was pregnant once in the 1970s with Don Henley’s baby. “There was no way I was delivering that demon seed” said Nicks. “I was hopped up on goof balls and Henley is a douche.”

It’s Not Unusual

Although Nicks is 74, it is not that unusual, as a 74 year old woman in India just gave birth to twins last week. Actress Daryl Hannah just gave birth to twins at age 61 with her 70 something husband Neil Young.

“70 is the new 50” said Nicks. “Orange is the new black and 9pm is the new midnight. It was a surprise to me as well. I had a rumbly in my tumbly but I thought it was that gas station sushi I ate. Turns out I am preggers. After the delivery, I may reveal the name of the father and the method used. Maybe I will appear on Maury Povich, or maybe I will write a song about the experience. I am just excited for the future. Painted ponies, Cats in the Cradle, High School graduations and Weddings.” Stay tuned.