Ivanka Trump! My Life as a Punk! Drugs, Crime, Chlamydia! The True Story!
Ivanka Trump recently stated that she went though a punk phase. She was laughed at and ridiculed for it, as...
Eminem Streaks Onto Mar-a-Lago!
Eminem streaks onto Mar-a-Lago. The war between Donald Trump and Eminem took an unusual turn. Apparently Eminem streaked onto the...
In a Shocking Upset Cardi B Wins Iowa Caucus
Amidst Chaos and shenanigans, backstabbing and in fighting, The Democratic Party has announced that Cardi B has won the Iowa...
Bob Saget to Play Bon Scott in New AC/DC Biopic!
Hollywood California - Actor Bob Saget has officially been confirmed to play the role of Bon Scott in an upcoming...
Billy Joel Buys Elvis Presley’s Final Bowel Movement For $1.7 Million!
Musician Billy Joel who is a big memorabilia collector, hit the lottery Tuesday, when he won an auction to purchase...
Art Garfunkel Vandalizes Paul Simon Book Display!
An enraged Art Garfunkel walked into the Barnes & Nobles in NYC, trashed the bookstore, and destroyed an entire display...
Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall!
AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after drinking from the Peeing Boy Statue in Brussels. Young, known...
Janis Joplin Soiled Underpants Sold at Auction for $1.7Million!
A pair of soiled Hanes underpants once owned by Janis Joplin was sold at auction for an incredible $1.7 million. ...
David Crosby Anally Gored During Running of the Bulls!
Shocking footage has emerged showing musician David Crosby being gored by a bull - and ended up with it's horn...
Yoko Ono Releases New Single: 7 Killed and Hundreds Injured After Listening!
Yoko Ono dropped her new single and it has reportedly left seven dead and nearly 200 wounded. Tens of thousands ran...
Mick Jagger Named as Chief of Cannibal Tribe in Papua New Guinea!
Mick Jagger has received many accolades and awards over his long storied career. However no one expected Mick Jagger to...
Keith Richards Amazing Transformation!
Thanks to an Amazing new diet and exercise program, Keith Richards incredible transformation has to be seen to be believed. ...
ZZ Top Beards Have More Germs Than a Dog’s Butt, Study Finds!
A new study suggests that ZZ Top actually have more germs in their beards than in a dog’s butt. Researchers at...
Jockeys Headed For Slaughterhouse After Losing Kentucky Derby
A sad reality of racing is that a majority of Jockey's that lose The Kentucky end up in the slaughterhouse. It...
Bob Dylan Dropkicks Fan for Taking His Photo Onstage!
Bob Dylan erupted after a concert in Vienna Austria and attacked a fan. Dylan sent the man to the hospital...
Quest Love Caught Rubbing His Nads On Ringo’s Drum Kit at Met Exhibit!
Drummer, Quest Love, was thrown out of the Met Museum in NYC recently for inappropriate behavior with the Drum Kits. ...
Eddie Vedder Pitches 3 Innings For Cubs!
In an effort to make the most of an "awkward, difficult day," manager Joe Maddon summoned Rock singer Eddie Vedder...
Mr. Met Pees in Fans Beer!
The season turned sour real quick for MLB, when Mr. Met urinated in a fans beer! The bulbous headed mascot for...
All Horses Disqualified, Cher Wins Kentucky Derby!
In a shocking reversal to a reversal, Cher and her horse "Prickly Pete", were named winners of the 145th Kentucky...
Family Of Murdered Groundhog Sues DeBlasio For $7.5 Million!
The family of slain groundhog "Charlotte" is suing Mayor Bill DeBlasio and the City of New York for $7.5 Million...
Anthony Weiner Busted Stealing Hillary Clinton’s Underpants!
Disgraced Ex Congressman, failed Mayoral Candidate, late night sexter and all around creep Anthony Weiner is at it again. After...
Elton John Pretends to be Disabled to Win Special Olympics!
Elton John is allegedly pretending to be disabled and confined to a wheelchair, in order to win this year's special...
Metallica
Metallica - Worldwired Tour Bryce Jordan Center University Park, PA, October 20, 2018 Review & Photos By Estelle Massry I...
Greta Van Fleet Cancels Tour! Lead Singer Grounded By Parents!
In a shocking turn of events today, Greta Van Fleet was forced to cancel the remaining dates on the current...
Mistaken Identity! Carlos Santana Deported in ICE Sting!
What began as an apparent case of mistaken identity, soon mushroomed into a full-blown crisis. Guitarist and Rock icon Carlos Santana,...
Ginger Baker Beats Burglars Senseless. Sodomizes 1 with Walking Stick.
Kent, England - Ginger Baker the legendary drummer of ‘Cream’ arrived home to surprise two burglars ransacking his home in...
