Madhouse Magazine Launches Shark Week Extreme

Madhouse Magazine has announced that it is launching eight consecutive days of ‘extreme’ programming to compete against Discovery Channel’s popular ‘Shark Week’. 

“Our ‘Shark Week Extreme’ is going to be much better” said Madhouse Director of Programming, Claude Balzac. “We are going to feed 1 celebrity to the sharks every day. Live on TV, human sacrifices, blood, guts. That is so much better than watching Will Smith in a shark cage.” 

Madhouse editor, Dolores Turtletaub stated “They may have Mike Tyson fighting a shark, but we have Keith Richards water skiing over a tank full of killer sharks. Keith will recreate the famous Arthur Fonzarelli, Happy Days, jump the shark episode. We will then have a shark jump over Keith Richards!”  

“We will have dancing sharks, sharks juggling, sharks riding a unicycle. Naked sharks, we will interview a shark, sharks playing poker. A shark debate, A shark circus. You name it, and we will force a shark to do it. Now that’s entertainment” exclaimed Madhouse shark wrangler, Linda Thomas. “We have not fed the sharks for 2 weeks. They are hungry and aggressive.” 

Viewers will be able to call in, and vote online as to what they want to see a shark do. They will also vote on which celebrity should be fed to the sharks. 

“That other channel may have Shaq talking about Sharks, but we have Lebron James playing a shark a game of one on one basketball” continued Claude Balzac. “We have Michael Phelps racing a shark, Derek Jeter playing baseball with a shark and DJ Khaled performing a song with a shark. 

‘Shark Week Extreme’ can be seen on MadhouseMagazine.com for 8 consecutive days, beginning Sunday.