Alice Cooper Dons Mini Skirt & Wins Ladies Golf Tournament

Rocker Alice Cooper put on a mini skirt and won the Women’s British Open golf tournament. Alice is an excellent golfer and at one time considered going pro. However, Rock n Roll won out. He does enjoy playing golf every chance he gets and is quite accomplished.

Cooper as good as he is, knows he could not compete in the Men’s PGA. “They are really good and I am a bit long in the tooth” says Alice. “However, I could beat a bunch of girls. So I packed up my clubs, put on a dress and headed off to Scotland. I even shaved my legs on the way. It got a little awkward though when the fight attendant walked in on me shaving my legs in the lavatory.”

He’s Got Legs

Alice arrived at the Muirfield golf course in Gullane, Scotland. “I walked right up and signed in” said Cooper. “I am here for the tournament. No one even blinked. After all, my name is Alice and everyone wears skirts over there in Scotland anyway. The funny thing is, I was not the worst looking one out on that course. I have to say my legs are not half bad. I guess it’s from all those years running track in High School.”

Alice Cooper Dons Mini Skirt & Wins Ladies Golf Tournament

Cooper essentially put on a clinic for the ladies shooting an incredible 20 under par. The runners up Ashleigh Buhai and Gee Chun adorably fought it out for second place coming in at 10 under par.

Cat Out of the Bag

“I took it easy on them after a while” laughed Alice. “I was playing left handed, one handed, using my shoe as a putter and doing a lot of trick shots. At one point I almost let the cat out of the bag so to speak. Or the old snake out of its cage, if you will. As I was doing a behind the back between the legs shot, my twig and berries fell out of my miniskirt. You know my wobbly bits as they say in Scotland. Well, I don’t think anyone witnessed it or knew what they were looking at. Either that or they were afraid to say anything.”

LPGA spokesperson Karen Bella released a statement, “Oh my, that is unfortunate. We will have to check the rule book on this and get back to you.” In the meantime, Alice plans on continuing as part of the tour. “I can’t wait to win Ireland and Canada next. It’s going to be a fun summer.”