Happy Birthday Pete Townshend
Peter Dennis Blandford Townshend III was born somewhere in England on May 19, 1945. The Townshends (Peter's parents) had a...
L.A. Health Director is a Virus Immune Zombie Raised From the Dead
It was learned today that Los Angeles county health director, Barbara Ferrer, is actually a zombie that was raised from...
Complete Guide To Our Politicians Favorite Music
We take a look into the musical likes of some of our favorite sociopaths, world leaders and US politicians. Donald...
Happy Birthday David Byrne
David Horatio Byrne was born somewhere in Scotland on May the 14th year of our lord, Nineteen Hundred and Fifty...
Remembering Jack Bruce
John Symon Asher Bruce was born May 14, 1943 somewhere in Scotland. His parents Angus and Moira owned a Haggis...
Neighbors Complain About Axl Rose Doing Naked Yard Work
Rocker Axl Rose, who prefers to do his lawn work in the nude, has his neighbors up in arms. "Have...
Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder
Stevland Hardon Judkins was born May 13, 1950 in Saginaw, Michigan. By the time Little Stevie Wonder was 7, he...
Happy Birthday Steve Winwood
Stephen Lawrence Winwood was born May 12, 1948 somewhere in England. Stevie’s parents, Claude and Minnie, ran an underground nightclub...
NY Governor Cuomo Sells Long Island to Billy Joel for $1Mil
Governor Andrew Cuomo made a shocking announcement today, that due to New York’s current fiscal woes, he is selling Long...
Brian May’s Buttocks Ripped to Shreds By Rabid Hedgehog
Queen guitarist Brian May had an altercation with a rabid hedgehog, and ended up in hospital. Never mess with hedgehog in...
Happy Birthday Bono
Paul David Hewson was born on May 10, 1960 in Dublin to Seamus and Siobhan Hewson. He was the youngest of...
Happy Birthday Billy Joel
William Martin Joel was born in New York City, on May 9, 1949 to Helmut and Eva Joel. When he...
Poll: 98% Feel a Billionaire Who Can’t Get a Hot Wife is a Real Loser
A new poll by Quinnipiac and Mechanics Digest, shows that 98% of those polled, strongly believe that if a man...
Remembering Robert Johnson
Robert Leroy Johnson was born May 8, 1911 in Nutsack, Mississippi. Robert had 10 or 11 siblings and his parents...
John Mayer Anal Bleaching Tragedy
John Mayer is so committed to skin care, grooming and man-scaping, that he couldn't sit down for three days due...
Happy Birthday Bob Seger
Robert Reed Seger was born in Detroit Michigan in 1945. Seger's father, a hit man for the Ford Motor Company, played...
Murder Hornets Leader Charged with Gangland Slaying in NJ
A high-ranking member of the Murder Hornets was arrested on murder, malicious wounding and robbery charges in New Jersey. Lee...
Sammy Hagar Apprehended by Fashion Police
(*By Claudia Stavola) Sammy Hagar was apprehended by the fashion police in Juneau, Alaska over the weekend. Officer Rudy Paulson...
Keith Richards Reveals He’s Been Imbibing in Disinfectant for Years
(*By Claudia Stavola) Keith Richards is known for badass guitar licks and an inability to be killed by anything. According...
Eddie Van Halen Tribute & Interview
Eddie Van Halen passed away at the age of 65. Fook You Cancer! I am sad; heartbroken. I loved Van...
Happy Birthday Mike Dirnt
(*Illustration By Paul King Art) Michael Ryan Pritchard was born somewhere in California on May 4. His parents divorced and...
Remembering Dick Dale
(*Illustration By Paul King Art) Richard Anthony Monsour was born in Boston, MA, which of course everyone knows, is the...
Remembering Pete Seeger
(*Illustration By Paul King Art) Does anyone really know anything about Pete Seeger? We know he was a folk singer/songwriter,...
Trump: Ugly People Should Continue To Wear Masks Long After Crisis is Over
President Trump declared that ugly people, especially ugly women, should continue to wear masks for at least a few more...
Patti Scialfa Gives Bruce Springsteen His First Quarantine Brazilian Wax
Patti Scialfa shared a photo Wednesday after giving her husband Bruce Springsteen his first quarantine haircut. Patti took it one...
Happy Birthday Willie Nelson
Willie Major Nelson was born April 29, 1933 in Abbott, Texas, but his birth was incorrectly recorded by Dr. Vinnie...
Nancy Pelosi Wakes Up In Body Bag After Passing Out Drunk
In a scene straight out of a zombie movie, Nancy Pelosi miraculously sprang back to life in a body bag...
Happy Birthday Ace Frehley
Paul Daniel Frehley was born April 27, 1951 in the Bronx, NYC. His parents, Esther and Josiah Frehley were Amish....
Stevie Wonder Tasered By Michigan Police After Accidentally Leaving House
Michigan Governor, Gretchen Whitmer, ordered police to taser Stevie Wonder after he accidentally left his house during a stay at...
Stevie Nicks Selling Stage Worn Underpants For Charity
Stevie Nicks is joining the fight against the coronavirus pandemic. The singer announced that she will be selling stage worn...
