Betty White Buys Second Bottle of Worcestershire Sauce
Actress and international treasure, Betty White, made history today by becoming the only person to ever purchase a second bottle...
Bob Dylan Launches New Line of Chocolate Anus Molds Candy
Bob Dylan has launched a new line of chocolate anus molds candy. The Dylan brand also includes a line of whiskey,...
New Study: 83% of Rockstars Would Have Zero Chance of Dating Models
A new study that looked at 216 rock stars and other celebrities, found that 83.7 percent of the men lacked the...
Remembering Peter Tork
Peter Halsten Thorkelson was born February 13, 1942 in Washington D.C - His Father, Sargent Tork was a rear admiral...
Happy Birthday Michael McDonald
Michael Ronald McDonald was born February 12, 1952 in Ferguson, Missouri. His parents Norm and Jeannette, ran a luncheonette called...
Bruce Springsteen is the New Spokesperson for White Claw
Bruce Springsteen, hot off an alleged DWI arrest in NJ and an exciting Super Bowl ad, is now the new...
Paul McCartney: I Was Fully Aroused While Being Knighted By Queen Elizabeth
In a recent interview with Madhouse Magazine, Paul McCartney admitted that he was fully engorged during his knighting ceremony. On...
Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson Form Band with Alex Van Halen. New Music & Tour Coming
In a recent conversation with renowned rock journalist, Claude Balzac, Rush guitarist, Alex Lifeson signaled that he and Geddy Lee...
Dancing Trump to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime Show
An unnamed source has informed Madhouse Sports that Donald J Trump will perform a special dance routine during the halftime...
Rolling Stones to Perform on Mount Everest Summit
The Rolling Stones announced today that the band will kick off their 2021 tour with an historic performance at the...
Iggy Pop’s Nipples to Be Inducted into Rock Hall of Fame
By Claudia Stavola - Known as the hardest working nipples in rock music—or just the hardest nipples in rock music—Iggy...
Rod Stewart Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legend...
Joe Walsh To Star in Remake of The White Shadow
Rocker Joe Walsh will star in a new Netflix original series; A remake of the 1970’s TV series, ‘The White...
AC/DC To Perform at Super Bowl. Will Bring Sexy Back
Immediately following last year’s halftime show, Rock n Roll Fans, led by Dee Snider of ‘Twisted Sister’, started a petition...
Remembering Terry Kath
Terry Alan Kath was born January 31, 1946 in Chicago, Illinois. His parents, Elmer and Evelyn ran a bratwurst shop,...
Phil Collins Anally Impaled by Drum Stool! Pranked by Jimmy Page!
In what turns out to be a cruel, but hysterically funny prank, Phil Collins was anally impaled by his drum...
Cardi B to Appear on The New $20 Bill
In a shocking announcement today, the treasury department announced it will unveil the new $20 bills featuring Cardi B. White...
Remembering Ronnie Van Zant
Ronald Wayne Van Zant was born January 15, 1948 in Jacksonville, Florida to Marion and Lacy Van Zant. With 2...
Happy Birthday Paul Stanley
Stanley Bert Eisen was born January 20, 1952 in New York City. His parents, Minnie and Sasha, fled Nazi Germany...
Art Garfunkel & John Oates Join Forces To Record Album and Tour
Singers Art Garfunkel & John Oates have long taken a backseat to their more popular partners, but no longer. The...
Happy Birthday Jimmy Page
James Patrick Page was born January 9, 1944 somewhere in England. A young Led Zeppelin performed their first gig at...
Remembering Syd Barrett
Roger Keith "Syd" Barrett was born January 6, 1946 somewhere in England. Young Roger enjoyed writing, drawing, whistling and smelling his...
Neil Young and Daryl Hannah Expecting Their First Child Together
A spokesman confirmed that Neil Young’s wife, Daryl Hannah, is pregnant. This will be the couple’s first child. Young made...
Kurt Cobain Final Interview
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
Los Angeles Renames Street in Honor of Charles Manson
California officials have renamed the infamous Cielo Drive in Los Angeles to Manson Drive, in honor of the late psychopath. ...
Happy Birthday Jeff Lynne
Jeffrey Leroy Lynne was born December 30, 1947 somewhere in England. There is no record of Jeff’s life so we...
Happy Birthday Patti Smith
Patricia Lee Smith was born December 30, 1946 in Chicago, Illinois. Her Parents, were Beverly Smith, a jazz singer turned...
McDonalds Introduces Rock Star Happy Meals
To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first-ever Happy Meal, McDonald’s is launching the Rock n Roll Happy Meal! The...
Happy Birthday Edgar Winter
Edgar Holland Winter was born December 28, 1946 in Beaumont, Texas. Edgar and his brother Johnny developed albinism after an...
Happy Birthday Jimmy Buffett
James William Buffett was born December 25, 1946 in Pascagoula, Mississippi. Young James was born a trust fund baby and...
