Madonna’s Eye Pops Out After Plastic Surgery Pulls Skin Too Tight

‘Eye-conic’ Pop Star Madonna’s eye pops out after one too many plastic surgeries. Madge, in her quest for eternal youth has undergone relentless plastic surgery endeavors over the years. However, the last one may have been the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back as her eye decided to embark on a solo adventure out of its socket.

Madonna’s Eye Pops Out

After The Queen of Pop’s latest plastic surgery procedure, Madonna’s skin was pulled so tight, that the pressure popped her eyeball right out of the socket. “Madonna smiled and the eyeball popped. It sounded like a champagne cork” said dancer Jasper Williams. “The eyeball was dangling by a string and bouncing up and down. We were all running around crazy. Madonna, her handlers and entourage were all running around screaming like chickens without heads. No one knew what to do, Madonna ran straight into a wall and fell down.”

Finally a quick thinking maid, Lupe Villalobos, scooped up the eye with a spoon and popped it right back in the socket. “I see eye, I put eye back” said Lupe. “Miss Madonna loco en la cabeza. I like her before, is too much, no mas, no mas.”

It was truly an eye opening spectacle. A moment that will undoubtedly go down in plastic surgery history. Plastic Celebrities all over Hollywood are in a panic concerned that their eyes will pop out as well. Surgeons all over town are fielding calls from nervous clients demanding that their years of surgeries be reversed. “I don’t want my eyes to pop out” cried Mickey Rourke. “Although, even if I do lose an eye it will be worth it because the surgeries have made me so handsome and lifelike.”

Madonna will need to wear an eye patch for 6 weeks. She will then have to wear those giant old lady cataract sunglasses. Some think Madonna pulled her own eye out to publicize and boost her upcoming tour. Either way Madonna will surely continue to push boundaries, redefine pop culture, and prove that age is merely a number – or, in this case, an eye-popping revelation. Fans can’t wait to see what the Queen of Pop will do next. Until then, we’ll just have to keep our eyes peeled for the next chapter in Madonna’s ever-surprising journey.

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